Further Evidence That the Dutch Are the Chosen People

A couple days ago, a giant-sized Lego man sporting a shirt that reads "NO REAL THAN YOU ARE" was fished out of the sea near the Dutch resort of Zandvoort. Nobody knows the origin of the Lego man, now known as Ego Leonard (as brandished on his shirt), but some have already attributed his arrival to a tear in the fabric of our reality. In the following video clip, the blond Dutch lifeguard-looking dude is perhaps the funniest monologist (unintentionally) of his generation.